Friday, 7 June 2013

The CEO's prayer.


Our corporation, which art in it for the money,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy profit come.
Thy will be done in earth.
As it is in the business plan.
Give us this day our daily advertisements.
Forgives us our trespasses,
as we sue sue those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into insolvency,
But deliver us with bailout.
For thine is the revenue,
The power, and the media,
For the stockholders and investors.
Amen.

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