Was superstorm Sandy an act of God ... or global warming?

Amazing! That Joy Behar, wasted so much time on this truly stupid question. Even "Crazy Uncle" Pat Robertson understands weather or at least he did when a bunch of mid west areas got hammered by the weather last year.
How reckless is it that the New York Post has a full page headline declaring "GOD HATES US!" in a society where so many people actually the fictional vengeful punishing god actually exists, many of whom are living in the shadow of eshcatological prophecies.
Remember Harold Camping? People quit their jobs, one woman cut her kids throats.
Please don't feed the crazy monkey's insanity.

Founding Fathers arrested in Tampa!

It appears the men charged with creating the legal foundation of the United States of America are not content to simply spin in their graves over the antics of Tea Party republicans.

An announcement from the Department of Homeland Security in Florida says four corpses were arrested while "acting suspiciously" in the run up to the Republican National Convention and are being questioned.

Benjamin Franklin	James Madison	George Washington	John Adams

A lawyer for the four say they are in good spirits and are being treated well before reading a statement the four demanded that he make publicly available.

"We are aghast by the manipulation of voting laws in Pennsylvania by the Republican campaign. We didn't take this rubbish from King George and we refuse to take it lying down from traitors to our own Republican Party and the these United States. These modern Tea Party Republicans are casting a stain on the memory of good fellows we marched with in Boston. When we were in politics we were at the forefront of the Enlightenment - to see these abuses and disregard for the constitution leaves us horrified to our very cores."

Executed search warrants located a cache of gunpowder and muskets. DHS Director for Florida, Mark Perez said "They had enough to do a lot of damage."

Thomas Jefferson

FBI are still looking for the fifth and sixth members of the group, Thomas Jefferson, 5'2" 120lbs, white powdered wig, wooden dentures, and a distinctly musty odour along with an unidentified corpse described as tall thin and thought to be Abraham Lincoln. Audio tapes with a voice said to that of Lincoln is heard to say emphatically "I didn't free the slaves so these lunatics could lock up their descendants in fascist prisons!".

They are expected to be charged with conspiracy to commit terrorism and will be moved to Guantanamo Bay to await Court Marshal.

The public are warned that if they come across these fugitives that they should contact authorities immediately and do not attempt to engage them as they a considered unpredictable.

16/8 Oi vey, the Irony

BUDAPEST Hungary, President of Hungary's far right Jobbik party, Csanad Szegedi has been forced to resign after he discovered he has Jewish roots. Has was well known for his inflammatory rhetoric, with accusations that Jewish people were "buying up" the Hungary and railing about Jewishness.

His grandparents survived the victimisation of the Nazi Europe.

The irony of this situation is that it is so similar to Dave Chapelle's character Clayton Bigsby, who is presented as a blind white-supremacist African American. Oblivious to his own ethnicity, he gives a warmly welcomed speech to the KKK, until he removes his pointy hat, the audience is so shocked one guys head explodes. He finally accepts he is black and divorces his wife because she is a "Nigger lover".

There is a reason to not throw stones in a glass house -- you get covered in shards.

Now as a pariah Szegedi, is experiencing blow back. He part owned an internet site selling Hungarian nationalist merchandise, however his business partner who is also Jobbik's Executive Director is pulling out.

So well done Csanad, for demonstrating why hate is stupid, ill-considered and self defeating.

What do you think?

Source  Associated Press

See Also Dave Chappelle's Clayton Bigsby

1/8 Why Christians are like the Borg

Well yeah, but it is not just Christians, Muslims can exhibit the same conceited behaviour and dogmatic adherent to the collective will of unjust authority. And of course not all, most are smart enough to blow off this kind of rubbish.

28/7 Pastafarians Denounce Anti Bullying Programmes in Public Schools.

Monsenior Captain Ridi Culous, founder of The Boulder Colorado Fundamentalist Navy of Pastafarian Piracy, has declared war on Anti Bullying programs. “Arrrgh! Ye be an abomination.” he said today.

This makes fundamentalist Pastafarians the newest in a growing number of religious groups claiming that anti-bullying programs curb the religious freedom of students and pupils in public school.

“'Tis our freedom to honour our Flying Spaghetti monster, we be fightin' for! Arrrr”

Asked what he thought of Christian groups also opposed to anti-bullying programmes he responded “The scurvy dogs be talkin' sense, these anti-bullying programmes mean our wee pirate ragamuffins can't be free to excise their right to keel-haul brigands an' infidels”. When asked about his use of the term “keel-haul” he explained “Aye, Since we don't have a lot of keels around here, we ceremonially place the brigands head in a toilet bowl and flush.” We put it to Culous that a number schools administrators and parents had criticised the practise as "barbaric" and "had no place in civil society" and his response was "Lookie here, it is just a bit of fun for the wee ones and it affirms theirs faith in our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster, nobody gets hurt, at least no one that really counts."

When asked who is usually “keel-hauled”, “Them that cross us, or our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster. Often homophobic Christians, who have no concept of the rigours of a long voyage at sea. Or Climate change denialists, It is a matter of our faith that climate change is real, and man made. Through the persecution pirates, our numbers have dwindled over centuries, and this has angered our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster who has changed the climate to show his displeasure. We hold that we must punish the persecutors our beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen people.”

On contacting the official Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, a spokesperson said “We do not believe Mr Ridi Culous represents main stream Pastafarianism”

Just having a laugh - what do you think?